Whatever

Looking out my apartment window
At a grand view over Main
Figured I’d be more surprised
To see a two-hundred foot
Albino crocodile
Snapping up cars
Stomping on people
And plowing through stores

Tried to recall Revelations
Before remembering
I had long since
Dismissed the faith
I once
Nearly drowned in

Opened my last beer
And decided
If this is how it ends

Who am I to argue?