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I know your kind
Far too well
At least
I think so
Passing judgment
More decisively
Than my enemies
Ever could
Painting one side black
Celebrating
Your advertised
And sticky failures
Dismissive
Of your wins
Practicing
What I would teach you
Given the chance
And never caring
If
All I have
Is a one sided argument
And a case of
Mistaken identity